Apr 24, 2026 - Love is not smooth like milk chocolate; it is full of angles and electricity. Today's position of the planets brings excitement into your relationship with your beloved. You will find that you want to do things differently, to enjoy the differences between you, to celebrate them even, and to marvel at how wonderful it is that amidst all these contrasts and conflicts, you love each other so much.
Apr 25, 2026 - If you don't get the joke today, then you may feel as though there is something seriously wrong with you. The present planetary alignment indicates that a loved one's sense of humor may leave a lot to be desired. If you really feel that this time they have gone too far, then maybe you deserve the last laugh. It's one prank they certainly won't forget!