Apr 29, 2026 - The present planetary alignment may make you want to sit your love interest down in a chair and give them the lecture of a lifetime. But it may be better not to if you want to continue the relationship. The fact that you always have so much to say could mean that you are not giving them much of an opportunity to speak, which could be really frustrating.
Apr 30, 2026 - The current astral configuration may mean that you don't get to crack a single joke today, which could be a relief for your partner (current or prospective). What you will be more inclined to do is talk about all the serious stuff, like the meaning of life, and whether it was a wayward chicken that was responsible for this whole show, or an egg. Even better: shut up and write that book!